Gavin: Hello?...Uhhh...Do you want to talk to my mom?
Suave man's voice: "Good morning, ma'am. My name is _________ and I am calling on behalf of D___ Network."
Me, politely: "Good morning. Let me save you some time. We don't watch television."
Suave man: "Well then, it would be a waste of time to try to sell you satellite television services, wouldn't it. " With incredulity, "You don't watch TV at all?"
Me: "Sir, we have 8 children. We watch them instead."
Suave man: "You have 8 children? That's what you get for not watching television!"
Me: "Yep. It's a great hobby."
Suave man, chuckling: "It sure is. Have a nice day, ma'am. Good bye."